Here it is:
For every bald-faced lie you use to win election to office, you forfeit a week’s worth of your term.
If that very “conservative” penalty were applied to the McCain-Palin ticket just since the beginning of the Republican National Convention Sept. 1, that would give President John McCain – let’s see … [punch punch] – through the end of February, 2009 to run the country.
Of course that’s assuming that the lies from the GOP stop today. That’ll happen when pigs fly, apparently.
Lipstick & pigs, saying Obama’s plan would raise taxes on the middle class, saying Obama wants to teach your toddler about sex, claiming credit for the Alaska jet sale and stopping the Bridge to Nowhere, saying Obama has never sponsored bipartisan legislation and falsely claiming the cloak of anti-earmark reformer. This is all adding up fast and furious. And, under the new 28th Amendment, the Supreme Court is watching and tabulating.
By the third week of next February, according to the language of the Constitution, U.S. Marines would kick McCain’s lying ass to the curb whilst gently removing Ms. Palin from the premises, in “deference” to her being a woman and all.
This new amendment, the first since 1992, would be called, “The McCain-Palin Rule,” or alternately, “The Karl Rove Rule.”