From an email exchange this afternoon:
Robin Marty:
Subject: our vp pick can totally beat up your vp pick
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Rayne:
Oh, but we have a couple of dark horse veep contenders buried deep in our closet with the flannel shirts — and I know that one of them would kick your veep contender’s lightweight ass.
Er, well, maybe if Pawlenty stood still while we got a massive skyhook to drop Engler’s dead weight on him…
Todd S.:
You think Pawlenty could take Romney? I think Romney BITES! He’d grab your guy by the mullet and sink those pearl-like, strip-whitened teeth of his right into Pawlenty’s hairy forearm. Pretty sure. It’d be over fast.
Who are you putting your money on? Tim “The Weenie” Pawlenty, John “Sumo” Engler, or Mitt “The Hair” Romney? Leave us a comment with your veep contender’s relative merits.
(Robin Marty’s with our sister site, Minnesota Independent.)