It’s the end of the world as we know it
And yes, I feel just fine. Members of a cult called the House of Yahweh, on the other hand, is likely to feel quite embarrassed after today. A local TV station in Abilene, Texas reports:
Yahweh leader Yisrayl Hawkins says a nuclear holocaust will come June 12th and only members of his group will be saved.
You can’t burn witches anymore, but you can still burn books about witches
A group of fundamentalists in Shreveport, Louisiana last week decided to party like it’s 1599, holding an old fashioned book burning during a church revival:
Yep, that’s today. I’d love to cut a deal with these kooks: if the world doesn’t end today, I get all their property. We’ll turn their compound into a museum of human credulity.
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“It is allowed for Harry Potter to be taught in our schools, but not the Bible,” International House of Prayer pastor James Crawford said during the Shreveport Regional Unity of Faith Revival.
That is one reason pastors from several denominations and races ripped pages from “Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone.” Those and pages from a pornographic magazine were put into a burn pit and set afire as praises bellowed from the congregation.
International House of Prayer? Seriously? One can only presume that in that church you can find little containers of Holy Syrup on every table. You’ll pardon me for not taking seriously complaints about witchcraft from people who believe in talking snakes and she-bears sent to maul groups of small children.
Please pass the kaballah water, Madonna
The latest religious fad among celebrities is an ancient form of Jewish mysticism called kaballah, or some barely recognizable facsimile thereof. Madonna is driving the bandwagon with Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher riding shotgun (for a couple weeks, they even got Britney Spears to wear one of their little red string bracelets, but she quickly moved on to the “flash the papparazi all your shaved parts” fad). And now these halfwit celebs are promoting Spirituality for Kids, a program being adopted in schools in the UK and in this country. Part of their teaching is that everyone has a choice of listening to one of two voices, the “good guy” or “the opponent.” I’ll let Ashton Kutcher explain the concept:
Kutcher likes to illustrates this with a story about his romance with Moore.